Tucked away in northern Germany with its 1.7 million inhabitants Hamburg is the second largest German city. And for many it is the No1. place for urban adventures. Hansestadt Hamburg is a maritime hub with a strategically and commercially perfect location. It's a megacity yet a village, a modern metropolis yet a town with a lot of green spaces, giant boobs and sailor traditions.

Millions of tourists flow through the always-restless Hanza city every year. According to the Economist Chart (the most famous of its kind) Hamburg is among the top 10 most liveable cities in the world. Why? It has a lot of liquid (salty and fresh water and plenty of beer). It offers a vast variety of the greatest street and finger foods for fish lovers and burger enthusiasts. Public transport is cozy and super punctual. Hamburg is not a cheap city, but the ancestors of hard-drinking sailormen can still easily obtain a shot of rum or a beer for 2 Euros..

Does it ring a bell when you hear (the name) St. Pauli? There are more than enough possibilities that this district can offer for a perfect Hamburg Stag do. Those night outs with noisy clubs and dirty chicks you will never forget.

The easiest and possibly cheapest way to get here from the UK is with budget airlines. There are several choices at any date so you can easily book your one-and-a-half-hour flight that's most suitable for your holiday madness. The ones who would rather stay on the ground can also pick from train or bus schedules, a bit longer, but doable. The coolest way of arriving to Hamburg might be on a deck of a thousand-feet-long containership, but that's the only thing we can't arrange... yet.

When you're there the easiest way of cruising in the city is with a bike. Over 1700 kilometers of bike routes is provided along the river banks, the North Sea Coast, forests, dark aisles of St. Pauli or the nearest drink station just around the corner. StadtRAD is the official bike rental service, you can find the red bikes all around the city. After registration you can use the bikes with a free app, the tariff is 8ct/min or 12EUR/day.

"More than a destination" - says the slogan of HVV (Hamburger Verkehrsverbund), and they are totally right. You definitely don't want to drive in a city with a transport system so extensive and rapid. Save yourself the time and stress of driving as buses and over/underground railways operate on weekdays from 5am until around 11pm at 5 to 10 minute intervals. On weekend (Friday, Saturday) nights the suburban and underground railways in Hamburg and Norderstedt operate continuously every 20 minutes.

Do you know what hanseatic stands for? To get the answer we have to go back to the 14th century. The Hanseatic League was a commercial association of towns in Northern Germany to protect and control trade. And after 700 years you can still see the continuously flourishing system of modern shipping and merchandising. This city has never slept. The harbor as a chapter itself hides a lot of history and mystery so a boat trip in the canals is a must.

After that, walk into the biggest European Warehouse District, the UNESCO World Heritage Speicherstadt to get the feeling as if you entered into a scenery of a James Bond movie with snipers watching you from any window - walk to the southern end of the district to catch a sight of the beautifully constructed Elbfilharmonie.

Back in the days this building was the largest storage place in the city today this new cultural and urban landmark wants to become one of the ten best concert halls in the world. Walk in for free, get on the top and take your enviable selfie with the harbor in the background. Leave the classics behind but don't go too far, 'cause here comes another one. One or maybe two decades ago you would have given anything for possessing one of these: here you can stare at the world's largest miniature railway that goes from Las Vegas Casino through the Swiss Alps all the way to Rome's Colosseum. And back… What a ride! Check out the amazing Miniatur Wunderland with more than 15 kilometers of track and 260 000 figures.

While the kids play, let's move to some more adult stuff. Beer. Or Bier. Same, same but different. Hamburg is a famous beer destination - whether you want some refreshment in the park or go crazy with your Hamburg Stag do mates, the city has no shortage of authentic pubs. The bohemian neighborhood of Sternschanze is home to artist punks, hipsters and one of your best bet for good food and drink. Altes Mädchen is a sprawling brewhouse with a noisy garden offering an in-house brewer, Rattshern, and 60 other craft beers from across the world.

You can also get a broad variety of tap beers at Groninger Privatbrauerei or go to Blockbräu for a typical beer hall experience. Actually, no need to worry if you get lost in Hamburg, you still find top quality beer at hand. And the prices? Well, you can get Astra, the "Carling of Germany" for about 3€, but a pint of real quality can easily cost 7 euros.

Although the people of Hamburg are very friendly with tourists, they're also proud of their history and traditions. Just don't joke with Hamburgers! Besides, it doesn't really matter if food historians disagree on the modern burger's origin you can still have great bites in every corner of the city. What the currywurst is to Berlin, the fish sandwich is to Hamburg. You can have both all around the city.

What's the best place to survive hangovers? After a decent night you may just want to lay out in the greenery and enjoy sunshine, doing nothing. Well, Hamburg is one of Europe's greenest metropolises. So if you're lucky enough to catch the sun shining go to Alsterpark for a spontaneous bbq, or enjoy the play of street musicians at the open-air stage in Stadtpark.

"Grosse Freiheit" or Great Freedom is almost tangible everywhere in this traditionally liberal city. You can do quite anything you want as long as it doesn't harm others. So beer-biking, bubble football or a funky boat trip will definitely fit in your Hamburg Stag do schedule. Oh, and there's one last program not to miss: after breaking the night butterfly's heart at Reeperbahn, definitely get to Sunday Fischmarkt by 5 a.m. It's the best free show for an afterparty and you can restore balance to the brain by hunting down some stuffed fish sandwiches.

Ready to get the party started? Hamburg has you covered with everything from fast-paced adventures to laid-back fun.

Here are our top ten picks:

1. Reeperbahn Crawl: Famous for its wild bars and clubs, the Reeperbahn is the beating heart of Hamburg’s nightlife. Get your night started with a guided pub crawl through this iconic district.
2. Boat Party on the Elbe: Take in Hamburg’s skyline with a private boat cruise along the River Elbe. Drinks, music, and even a stripper if you fancy – the perfect way to relax before a night out.
3. Kart Racing: Feeling competitive? Rev things up with some go-kart racing. It’s the perfect way to settle any pre-wedding scores!
4. Beer Bike: Cycle your way through Hamburg with a beer bike, perfect for keeping the drinks flowing while you check out the city.
5. Shoot 'Em Up: Hamburg has a range of shooting ranges offering everything from pistol shooting to clay pigeon fun.
6. Football Stadium Tour: Football fan? Take a tour of FC St. Pauli’s legendary stadium and soak up the atmosphere of one of Germany’s most iconic clubs.
7. Bubble Football: Ever wanted to play football inside a giant bubble? Now’s your chance! Perfect for a laugh with the lads.
8. Indoor Skydiving: Adrenaline junkies, take note. Try indoor skydiving and experience the rush of freefall without leaving the city.
9. Escape Rooms: If you fancy a mental challenge, gather the lads and see if you can crack the clues to escape Hamburg’s top-rated escape rooms.
10. Strip Clubs: When the sun sets, head back to the Reeperbahn to check out one of its infamous strip clubs. Dollhouse and Safari are two of the top picks.

Ever heard of The Reeperbahn? Don't worry - there's no geography test here mate. Just a night of epic fun and legendary activities. The Reeper - isn't that a cooler name? - is the entertainment heart and soul of Hamburg. You can get amazing drinks, sexy strip shows, and more all in one place.

Partying into the night and feeling peckish? It's time for the Hamburg Kebab Olympics. Go hunting through Hamburg for the best late night food you can find. Extra points awarded for size, of course. The stag's got to eat it all. Go for it champ!

Hamburg is known for one famous celebrity - The Hoff. That's right, you heard me. David Hasselhof is dead after Baywatch everywhere except Hamburg, where he's like a god. So prank the stag with some Hoff-inspired karaoke in one of Hamburg's many bars. These are just a few ideas. We can come up with dozens more!

But let's move back a bit in the chronology. We've already learned that when the sun comes up, the city moves out. Well, the same thing happens when the sun goes down... This is the time when your real Hamburg stag do adventure starts. Hamburg is a zoo filled with party animals. It is neither a Mediterranean lido nor a scenery for moonlight chansons. It is rather made for tough guys hungry for adventures with their balls at the right place. Often the least likely places have the best parties. In this context you only have to remember one name: Reeperbahn.

The alpha and omega of the city's nightlife - but definitely not the only place for a decent hangout. Once it was a place where heavy ropes (Reepe) were produced now it's the center of heavy clubbing. So what can we expect at this legendary "sinful" mile? There are many bars, theatres, clubs, sex shops, erotic theatres, strip clubs all ready at your disposal. On Grossefreiheitstrasse where the Beatles started their career, bands are playing every night at still existing places like Indra Klub or Kaiserkeller. But today's special places are tiny bars with own dj's, free admissions and cheap drinks like Rosi's Bar or Barbarabar. In this area you can leave your dignity outside. You might get it back later.

Dim red lights... Like it or not, the most ancient profession, so to say, has always existed in history. Thus, Germans have a very reasonable approach to prostitution. Actually it has been legal and taxed in all Germany since almost a century and brings in over 15 billion Euros every year. It doesn't mean that the situation is super safe here, but men can choose a legal way of sexual adventures if preferred. Herbertstrasse is obviously the most notorious street of the red light district.

Once sailormen came here to while away their short shore leave, now adventurous tourists come by to find something special behind those red-lightened windows. It is an unmissable stag do station for sure, better to be conquered according to the advice of one of our experienced guides.

Kick things off at a club like Grosse Freiheit 36. The neon lights, thumping beats, and sexy women will keep you and the lads partying well into the night. This is a top drawer live music venue, so get ready to dance!

The Dollhouse. Tunnel Club. Baalsaal. H1 Club & Lounge. These are legends of the night in Hamburg. Add one or all of these to your club tour for a truly legendary night out. Hook up with Stagmadness and we can sort VIP club entry for you into most places.

Hamburg and The Hoff. Drunken Stag Karaoke at 3 am? Yes, please! Or go a bit more classy and hit up one of Hamburg's casinos. Whether you're singing your heart out or betting on high stakes, Hamburg can show you a good time.

Act and speak like a local, it will surely pay off. Here are some expressions (in chronological order) and single words you can survive with at any party you enter during your Hamburg stag do.

• Noch ein Bier, bitte. - Another beer, please
• Jetzt geht's ab - The party is on!
• Ich bin dicht - I'm drunk
• Do bist so schön wie die Morgenröte - You are beautiful as the sunrise
• Freibier für alle, sonst gibts Krawalle - Free beer for all, or else we riot
• Ich brauch einen Katerfrühstück - I need a hangover cure/breakfast
• Ausgezeichnet - excellent
• Wunderbar - wonderful
• Geil - cool
• Fabelhaft - fabulous

Stag weekends are well known for their stripteases, pranks, blackmail material, and cringe moments. But that's why they're fun! Maybe not fun to tell the bride about but fun to share a knowing grin with the lads once in a while when you crack an inside joke.

Can this German city deliver? Yes, it absolutely can! Looking for sexy? Pearls Table Dance could be your first stop. Head over to GeizClub for another venue with gorgeous German women. VIP nightclub entry with Stagmadness will keep you from waiting in the queue with all the other muggles.

Pranks and Sexy activities? Hehe - Hamburg has it all. Go rough with the Dominatrix show. Go funny with a dwarf handcuffed to the groom. Go classy with a stripper in your private limo. Whichever way you want to go, the friendly experts at Stagmadness take a perverse pleasure in helping you plan the wildest, sexiest, and most legendary stag weekend ever.

Hamburg isn’t just about pounding beers—although, yes, there will be a lot of that. You’ve got to line your stomach with something legendary to keep the party going. And Hamburg? It’s got you covered. From local beer garden classics to late-night fixes, this city knows how to keep you fueled.

Let’s start with the German staples. Picture this: it’s 2 a.m., you’re well on your way after a night at the Reeperbahn, and all you can think of is food. The answer? A massive kebab or a currywurst, dripping in sauce and ready to save your life. It's not fancy, but it’s exactly what you need when the drinks have been flowing for hours.

And for something a little more substantial? Steakhouses and burger joints are scattered around the city, where you and the lads can sit down and feast. Get the stag a giant steak—he’s earned it (and so have you). Wash it all down with some of Germany’s best local beers like Astra, brewed right in Hamburg.

Feeling fancy? Hamburg’s got that too. Think beer tastings at craft breweries or a steak and strip combo at one of the classier spots in the city. Because nothing says stag do quite like steak and… well, you know.

Whatever your vibe, Hamburg’s food and drink scene is ready to fuel the night—and the day after. You won’t be going hungry here.

Every stag night stops sometime. Better to stop in a bed (preferably your own) than collapse in a club. So book into one of Hamburg's great stag party accommodation spots. There's something here for every budget.

Going uptown with the big spenders? The Fairmont Hotel Vier Jahreszeiten is what you want. There's luxury beds, fine dining, and even a spa. Opt for more modern with the Empire Riverside Hotel and its restaurant and sauna.

Saving the pennies for more beer? Get into a hostel like Backpackers or Superbude Hotel. These are fun. They're also cheap. And you'll probably meet more characters and rogues to drag along on your stag adventure.

Don't forget to add the spice. A sexy stripper - the Morning Glory - can wake up your groom one day. Talk to our team of experts for the best ideas in Hamburg.

Why wait to start the party? Kick things off the moment you land at Hamburg Airport with a private limo transfer, stocked with drinks and a stripper if you’re feeling cheeky. Want something more fun? Go for a party bus and get the beers flowing as you make your way to the city.

With Stagmadness, you can count on everything being arranged, so the party starts as soon as you touch down. No boring bus rides – just good times from start to finish.

Hamburg is the perfect city for a stag do that combines wild nights, cheeky surprises, and unforgettable memories. From the legendary Reeperbahn to adrenaline-fuelled activities, it’s a city built for stags who want to go big.